*Side Note: I will be re-writing my best albums of all time list. I rediscovered a few and a few more have fallen out of favor. Biggest example of this is Eminem’s albums spotted at number 4.
We Love. We celebrate. We List. The world needs people like us. Where would the world be without the lovers of things?
Thursday, December 31, 2009
Best Albums of the Decade - Addi's Version
*Side Note: I will be re-writing my best albums of all time list. I rediscovered a few and a few more have fallen out of favor. Biggest example of this is Eminem’s albums spotted at number 4.
2010 Worst New Years Resolutions
10. Spread Racism: Awesome. Way to spread the love in the new decade.
9. Tacos: I'm not even sure what to say here. Tacos is your resolution?
8. Put a Muffin up my Bum: That's ambition!
7. DS more: Unless this was written by my 9 year old cousin, Fail!
6. FIND MEMBERS: This could only have been written by a cult leader.
5. Connect people wanting to fall in love with people wanting to lose their virginity: I'm not even sure what the motivation is here.
4. Avoid running in all marathons: Wow. Now I'm not saying I disagree with this but why not make it like, "try to run a 1/4 mile" or something.
3. time travel back to the year 50 where I started tornado kicking: What? No, really, what?
2. quite tabacoo: How about learn to spell first?
1. Earn a MaryKay career car: I'm signing up right now.
Saturday, December 26, 2009
Amendment to Best Songs of the Year.
Saturday, December 19, 2009
Best Songs of 2009- Stevie's Version
Friday, December 18, 2009
The best music in my iPod that you’re probably not listening to, but you should.
Thursday, December 17, 2009
Best Songs of 2009
Wednesday, December 16, 2009
Baker’s Dozen: Best Christmas Movies
I hope you enjoy. Best Christmas moments below, thanks to IMDB.
13. Bad Santa
Kid: Your beard's not real.
Willie: No Shit!It was real, but I got sick and all the hair fell out.
Kid: How come?
Willie: I loved a woman who wasn't clean.
Kid: Mrs. Santa?
Willie: No it was her sister.
12. The Nightmare Before Christmas
Jack Skellington: [singing] And on a dark cold night, under full moonlight, he flies into the fog like a vulture in the sky!
[in a deeper tone]
Jack Skellington: And they call him, Sandy... Clawssss...!
11. Gremlins
Kate: Now I have another reason to hate Christmas.
Billy Peltzer: What are you talking about?
Kate: The worst thing that ever happened to me was on Christmas. Oh, God. It was so horrible. It was Christmas Eve. I was 9 years old. Me and Mom were decorating the tree, waiting for Dad to come home from work. A couple hours went by. Dad wasn't home. So Mom called the office. No answer. Christmas Day came and went, and still nothing. So the police began a search. Four or five days went by. Neither one of us could eat or sleep. Everything was falling apart. It was snowing outside. The house was freezing, so I went to try to light up the fire. That's when I noticed the smell. The firemen came and broke through the chimney top. And me and Mom were expecting them to pull out a dead cat or a bird. And instead they pulled out my father. He was dressed in a Santa Claus suit. He'd been climbing down the chimney... his arms loaded with presents. He was gonna surprise us. He slipped and broke his neck. He died instantly. And that's how I found out there was no Santa Claus.
10. Miracle on 34th Street
Fred Gailey: Your Honor, every one of these letters is addressed to Santa Claus. The Post Office has delivered them. Therefore the Post Office Department, a branch of the Federal Governent, recognizes this man Kris Kringle to be the one and only Santa Claus.
Judge Henry X. Harper: Uh, since the United States Government declares this man to be Santa Claus, this court will not dispute it. Case dismissed.
9. Home Alone
Kevin McCallister: This is extremely important. Will you please tell Santa that instead of presents this year, I just want my family back. No toys, nothing but Peter, Kate, Buzz, Megan, Linnie and Jeff. And my aunt and my cousins. And in a few years time, my Uncle Frank. Okay?
8. Edward Scissorhands
Kim: Before he came down here, it never snowed. And afterwards, it did. I don't think it would be snowing now if he weren't still up there. Sometimes you can still catch me dancing in it.
7. Go
Simon Baines: They can't evict you on Christmas! Then you'd be ho-ho-homeless!
And
Todd: What do you want for Christmas, Claire?
Claire: ...I don't know.
Todd: You wanna get laid?
Claire: No.
Todd: No, you don't wanna get laid, or no, you do, but you don't wanna get laid - with me?
6. A Christmas Story
Ralphie as Adult: [narrating] Meanwhile, I struggled for exactly the right BB gun hint. It had to be firm, but subtle.
Ralphie: Flick says he saw some grizzly bears near Pulaski's candy store!
[everyone stares at Ralphie]
Ralphie as Adult: [narrating] They looked at me as if I had lobsters crawling out of my ears
5. Love Actually
Mark via signs: With any luck, by next year - I'll be going out with one of these girls.
[shows pictures of beautiful supermodels]
Mark via signs: But for now, let me say - Without hope or agenda - Just because it's Christmas - And at Christmas you tell the truth - To me, you are perfect - And my wasted heart will love you - Until you look like this.
[picture of a mummy]
Mark via signs: Merry Christmas.
4. Scrooged
Frank Cross: I want to see her nipples.
Censor Lady: But this is a CHRISTMAS show.
Frank Cross: Well, I'm sure Charles Dickens would have wanted to see her nipples.
Carpenter: You can barely see them nipples.
Frank Cross: See? And these guys are REALLY looking.
3. Die Hard
[Reading what McClane wrote on the dead terrorist's shirt]
Hans Gruber: "Now I have a machine gun. Ho ho ho."
2. Elf
Buddy: Sounds like somebody needs to sing a Christmas Carol.
Jovie: No way.
Buddy: The best way to spread Christmas Cheer, is singing loud for all to hear.
Jovie: Thanks, but I don't sing.
Buddy: Oh, well, it's just like talking, except longer and louder, and you move your voice up and down.
Jovie: I *can* sing, I just choose *not* to sing. Especially in front of other people.
Buddy: If you can sing alone, you sing in front of other people. There's no difference.
Jovie: Actually, there's a BIG difference.
Buddy: No there's not. Wait...
[Starts singing loud and off-key]
Buddy: I'm singing/I'm in a store/and I'm siiiiiingiiiiing!/I'm in a store/and I'm siiiiiingiiiiing!
Gimbel's Manager: HEY! There's no singin' in the North Pole!
Buddy: Yes there is!
Gimbel's Manager: No there's not!
Buddy: We sing all the time!
Gimbel's Manager: No you don't!
Buddy: Especially when we build toys!
[Back to Jovie]
Buddy: See?
1. It’s a Wonderful Life
George Bailey: [praying] Clarence! Clarence! Help me, Clarence! Get me back! Get me back, I don't care what happens to me! Get me back to my wife and kids! Help me Clarence, please! Please! I wanna live again. I wanna live again. Please, God, let me live again.
[it begins to snow again]
Bert: [shouts] Hey, George! George! You all right? Hey, what's the matter?
George Bailey: Now get outta here, Bert, or I'll hit you again! Get outta here!
Bert: What the sam hill you yellin' for, George?
George Bailey: You...
[suddenly stunned]
George Bailey: George... Bert? Do you know me?
Bert: Know you? Huh. You kiddin'? I've been looking all over town trying to find you. I saw your car plowed into that tree down there and I thought maybe you - hey, your mouth's bleeding. Are you sure you're all right?
George Bailey: What the...
[licks the corner of his lip and checks his mouth with his hand]
George Bailey: Ha, ha, ha, ha! My mouth's bleeding, Bert! My mouth's bleeding! Zuzu's petals... Zuzu...
George Bailey: [checking his pocket] There they are! Bert, what do you know about that! Merry Christmas!
Honorable Mention
The Ice Harvest
The Chronicles of Narnia
The Ref
Sunday, December 13, 2009
A Year in Music: Best Albums of 2009
Friday, November 27, 2009
Best of Christmas Movies
Saturday, October 24, 2009
Best Performance by a Mustache on a Celebrity
To be continued...
A Comparative List
Once again, note: *I've read it, **I own it but haven't read it yet, ***I plan on reading this someday.
1.
War and Peace (F) Leo Tolstoy 1869
2.
1984 (F) George Orwell 1949 ***
3.
Ulysses (F) James Joyce 1922 *
4.
Lolita (F) Vladimir Nabokov 1955 *
5.
The Sound and the Fury (F)William Faulkner 1929 ***
6.
Invisible Man (F) Ralph Ellison 1952
7.
To the Lighthouse (F) Virginia Woolf 1927
8.
The Illiad and The Odyssey (F) Homer 8th century B.C. *
9.
Pride and Prejudice (F) Jane Austen 1813
10.
Divine Comedy (F) Dante Alighieri 1321 *
11.
Canterbury Tales (F) Geoffrey Chaucer 15th century
12.
Gulliver's Travels (F) Jonathan Swift 1726 *
13.
Middlemarch (F) 1874
14.
Things Fall Apart (F) Chinua Achebe 1958
15.
The Catcher in the Rye (F) J. D. Salinger 1951 *
16.
Gone with the Wind (F) Margaret Mitchell 1936
17.
One Hundred Years of Solitude (F) Gabriel Garcia Marquez 1967***
18.
The Great Gatsby (F) F. Scott Fitzgerald 1925*
19.
Catch-22 (F) Joseph Heller 1961**
20.
Beloved (F) Toni Morrison 1987*
21.
The Grapes of Wrath (F) John Steinbeck 1939 *
22.
Midnight's Children (F) Salman Rushdie 1981
23.
Brave New World (F) Aldous Huxley 1932
24.
Mrs. Dalloway (F) Virginia Woolf 1925
25.
Native Son (F) Richard Wright 1940
26.
Democracy in America (NF) Alexis de Tocqueville 1835
27.
On the Origin of Species (NF) Charles Darwin 1859 (bits and parts I've read)
28.
The Histories (NF) Herodotus 440 B.C.
29.
The Social Contract (NF) Jean-Jacques Rousseau 1762
30.
Das Kapital (NF) Karl Marx 1867 (bits and parts I've read)
31.
The Prince (NF) Niccolo Machiavelli 1532
32.
Confessions (NF) St. Augustine 4th century
33.
Leviathan (NF) Thomas Hobbes 1651
34.
The History of the Peloponnesian War (NF) Thucydides 431 B.C. (I'm sure I've read part of this)
35.
The Lord of the Rings (F) J. R. R. Tolkien 1954
36.
Winnie-the-Pooh (F) A. A. Milne 1926*
37.
The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe (F) C. S. Lewis 1950*
38.
A Passage to India (F) E. M. Forster 1924
39.
On the Road (F) Jack Kerouac 1957*
40.
To Kill a Mockingbird (F) Harper Lee 1960*
41.
The Holy Bible. Revised Standard Version. NA*
42.
A Clockwork Orange (F) Anthony Burgess 1962***
43.
Light in August (F) William Faulkner 1932
44.
The Souls of Black Folk (NF) W. E. B. Du Bois 1903
45.
Wide Sargasso Sea (F) Jean Rhys 1966
46.
Madame Bovary (F) Gustave Flaubert 1857
47.
Paradise Lost (F) John Milton 1667
48.
Anna Karenina (F) Leo Tolstoy 1877
49.
Hamlet (F) William Shakespeare 1603*
50.
King Lear (F) William Shakespeare 1608 *
51.
Othello (F) William Shakespeare 1622*
52.
Sonnets (F) William Shakespeare 1609*
53.
Leaves of Grass (F)Walt Whitman 1855 (bits and parts I've read)
54.
The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn (F) Mark Twain 1885 *
55.
Kim (F) Rudyard Kipling 1901
56.
Frankenstein (F) Mary Shelley 1818
57.
Song of Solomon (F) Toni Morrison 1977
58.
One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest (F) Ken Kesey 1962*
59.
For Whom the Bell Tolls (F) Ernest Hemingway 1940 *
60.
Slaughterhouse-Five (F) Kurt Vonnegut 1969 ***
61.
Animal Farm (F) George Orwell 1945
62.
Lord of the Flies (F) William Golding 1954*
63.
In Cold Blood (NF) Truman Capote 1965
64.
The Golden Notebook (F) Doris Lessing 1962
65.
Remembrance of Things Past (F) Marcel Proust 1913
66.
The Big Sleep (F) Raymond Chandler 1939
67.
As I Lay Dying (F) William Faulkner 1930
68.
The Sun Also Rises (F) Ernest Hemingway 1926 *
69.
I, Claudius (F) Robert Graves 1934
70.
The Heart is a Lonely Hunter (F) Carson McCullers 1940
71.
Sons and Lovers (F) D. H. Lawrence 1913
72.
All the King's Men (F) Robert Penn Warren 1946
73.
Go Tell It on the Mountain (F) James Baldwin 1953
74.
Charlotte's Web (F) E. B. White 1952 *
75.
Heart of Darkness (F) Joseph Conrad 1902
76.
Night (NF) Elie Wiesel 1958
77.
Rabbit, Run (F) John Updike 1960
78.
The Age of Innocence (F) Edith Wharton 1920
79.
Portnoy's Complaint (F) Philip Roth 1969
80.
An American Tragedy (F) Theodore Dreiser 1925
81.
The Day of the Locust (F) Nathanael West 1939
82.
Tropic of Cancer (F) Henry Miller 1934 *
83.
The Maltese Falcon (F) Dashiell Hammett 1930
84.
His Dark Materials (F) Philip Pullman 1995
85.
Death Comes for the Archbishop (F) Willa Cather 1927
86.
The Interpretation of Dreams (NF) Sigmund Freud 1900 (bits and parts I've read)
87.
The Education of Henry Adams (NF) Henry Adams 1918
88.
Quotations from Chairman Mao (NF) Mao Zedong 1964
89.
The Varieties of Religious Experience: A Study in Human Nature (NF) William James 1902
90.
Brideshead Revisited (F) Evelyn Waugh 1945
91.
Silent Spring (NF) Rachel Carson 1962
92.
The General Theory of Employment, Interest, and Money (NF) John Maynard Keynes 1936
93.
Lord Jim (F) Joseph Conrad 1900
94.
Goodbye to All That (NF) Robert Graves 1929
95.
The Affluent Society (NF) John Kenneth Galbraith 1958
96.
The Wind in the Willows (F) Kenneth Grahame 1908
97.
The Autobiography of Malcolm X (NF) Alex Haley and Malcolm X 1965
98.
Eminent Victorians (NF) Lytton Strachey 1918
99.
The Color Purple (F) Alice Walker 1982*
100.
The Second World War (The Gathering Storm; Their Finest Hour; The Grand Alliance; The Hinge of Fate; (NF) Winston Churchill 1948