Worst Valentines Day Gifts

By request... The Worst Valentines Day Gifts to Give your Honey (so do it, because I'll at least be entertained by it)
10. Flannel Pajamas. Nothing says sexy time like flannel!
9. A t-shirt with your face on it that says I Love You Snuggle Butt.
8. An expired fruit basket. That has a note from grandma.
7. A box of chocolates... with all the good ones already eaten.
6. A baby kitten... wrapped in a box... that you forgot about for a week (thank you Kyle)
5. A gym membership
4. The Ultimate Andrew Dice Clay Collection on Laser Disk
3. Food poisoning
2. An STD
1. Divorce Papers